You know sex? I invented it 💪 I fucked it, now get high

Courier, get your dick out and come in, I'll pay in kind for the delivery

While the guy is at work, his brother's dick comes inside me 🤤 (and I cum)

You're 18 years old! Show me your big tits and give me a blowjob

She asked me to fuck her in the ass and squirted cum - I want a wife like that

Ex offers to fuck - how do I break up with her 🤦‍♂️

Cum in me, but quietly 🤫 Your husband will hear you in the next room

I thought I was different 🙄 I gave a stranger a laptop 🙄

I wish I could touch a sleeping mom 👀 Although... can I cum in her mouth?

You can't just pass an exam like that 🤔 🤔 friend girl said you have to give it to the teacher

My girlfriend's not around, your boyfriend's not around either. We can fuck boldly 😌

I was enjoying sex with my girlfriend and... came inside her - I couldn't resist 😱

Fucked a teacher instead of a whore 🫣 It's a mistake, it's a mistake

Oh, she brought a fucker! Can he fuck me too?

You're so cum-covered, go for a walk

Of course I want to cum in you! But then what will I tell my father 😰

Honey, this is a surprise. I'm gonna masturbate while you fuck your friend

Whipped with a belt and fucked with a creampie - you deserve it, you know that

Honey, are you fucking nuts? Kneeling down in front of me and sucking the delivery guy's dick 🤬

Guys, take it easy, will you? In this position, you'll tear my asshole

On the first date, I propose sex - if he's a good fucker, I check it out

Getting your wife to mfm with a friend is easy - just tie her up tight

She's back, but not to me, but to my dick. She misses a good fuck

I think I'll take a secretary on a business trip, I'm tired of fucking my wife at home